Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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