It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
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You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
My ass is underappreciated
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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