I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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