I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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