I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
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