Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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