Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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