Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Randomize
