After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I AM VODKA MAN
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
