let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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