I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
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