I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
he shaved USA in his pubs
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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