But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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