I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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