im drinking this country out of the recession.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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