Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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