i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
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