I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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