i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
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