We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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