fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I would ride that face into the sunset
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
Randomize
