stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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