im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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