i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I could make wine with my vomit
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Can I color on your dick again?
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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