forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
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