it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
Randomize
