I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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