508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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