erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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