Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I will pee on everything he values.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Randomize
