so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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