if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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