Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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