Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
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