According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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