I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
My feet surprised me
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