i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
We have so much sex to catch up on
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Randomize
