I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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