I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
You were trust falling into bushes
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
Randomize
