just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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