Just mADE A PArabola og urine
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
My dick has a subreddit
Pants are for mortals
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
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