I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
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