I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
50% drunk capacity currently
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Randomize
