I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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