Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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