your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
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