Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toyâ€
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