Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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