just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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