i don't plan on having that self control this summer
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
My vagina is very pro this idea
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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