8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Are my feet made of real feet?
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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